... are eating my rocket. OK so it's bolted but it's still food.
In other gardening news, I am enquiring after an allotment 125 sq m for £25 per annum and all the digging you like.
The tenancy includes a clause saying no uncultivated blackberries! You can imagine people saying, 'No that's not a weed I'm growing blackberries.'
If I can get one right behind my house then I'm going for it. All I need is a pair of wire cutters to get in!